Last Thursday we got our carpet cleaned professionally – cost us $90+ dollars but it looked great! I was taking off my shoes and feeding Rocco in the kitchen for fear that I would mess it up somehow… This weekend my dog, Tori, got sick and threw up 4 times the darkest liquid concoction on said carpet…………………………………………………………..

Cynthia, as she is cleaning up one of the messes, says to me: “you know, the only reason this happened is because it’s you”… Yes, thank you, I am completely aware that Murphy’s Law directly applies to me.